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10-15 pounds a month?! LOL

incredible

1:13 1:41

“These are the best I’ve ever had… but here’s 30 things I’d like different.”

I sure would appreciate that. *BURP* My bunghole and nuts thank you kindly sir.

I believe this was a small Texas Taylor out of Dallas. Haggar pants/clothing as we know them now.

1:42 this is so funny and i don’t know why💀

Am I to understand that he was going to JFK's funeral?

The fact that he did this before going to a fucking funeral takes the wind out of me 💀💀

He needs it "more than anything"? Wow

"You just give the information to the boy here" So true.

1:32

This needs to be in the Smithsonian.

Most American President (nothingeverhappenedinVietnamdon’ttalkaboutitlmao.)

This moron was president mind you.

Still better than Biden.

When the Lonestar republic state had a man in the United States Senate now we got Senator from Cancun

Only thing that would have been better is if LBJ was on the shitter at the time and you heard a strained flush and some gurgling after.

Have you Ever rode a wire fence? I mean, Col Cornpone ain’t wrong. It’s really a nut cutter.

On June 30, 1967, LBJ amended Selective Service regulations and drafted many of us out of law school or grad school. He had no plan to win, so people like my pal Bill died in Vietnam in 1968. When the Vietnam Veterans Memorial was dedicated, LBJ's wife did not show up nor did anybody from the Nixon presidency.

Was he drunk?

lahk rahdn a wahyr fince.

Wow, is this for real? I had no idea Johnson was so crude. Well, he did pass policies that basically destroyed the African-American family. I can't imagine ever speaking to someone like this. Strange man.

It’s not a Harlem BX Thing It started in Brownsville Brooklyn Period

Was he going to JFK'S funeral? Since he had him killed

If this happened today the caller would think it's a prank and hang up. And why wouldn't you think it was a prank? Why would you think the president of the US would be belching on the phone in between talking about his "nuts" and "bumhole" to you?

that....this is real, right? because holy crap I've never thought to hear a united states president burp on the record- the animation is freaking hilarious though.

My nickname for my penis is “ JumBO . I need a burlap sack in the crotchal area.. why do you think lady bird always has that crooked smile…”😮

Ha! What an ending

His morals were on par with JFK

1:38

I love how all the inappropriate language in this call was totally avoidable. "A bit more space in the crotch area" would have been completely clear.

HOPE THE REAR OF THE PANTS HOLD ALOT OF BS. 😅 😅

In a humorous incident that occurred during his presidency, Lyndon B. Johnson famously ordered pants from the Haggar clothing company. However, when the pants arrived, they did not fit properly, causing frustration for the President. Johnson, known for his direct and assertive personality, called the company's president, Joseph Haggar Jr., to express his dissatisfaction. He reportedly said, "Your pockets, they cut me under my... you know." LBJ even went on to request that Haggar personally come to the White House to fix the issue. As a result of this incident, the term "LBJ orders pants" has become a well-known phrase, often used to describe a situation where someone in authority demands a specific outcome or resolution. It serves as a humorous reminder of Johnson's assertiveness and his attention to even the smallest details.

The presidential bunghole.

He said "where your nuts hang" and "bunghole" in the same phone call then belched. Classic Texan.

1:39

I changed my shoe tying recently, but I changed the direction of the first knot rather than the bow like in the video. Same difference, I guess.

Hardly a single example of a well-fitting garment in this video. The double-breasted blazer might be the best of the lot. For those who might find this video now, 12 years later, take note: one of the reasons Jesse's shirt looked sloppy prior to tailoring is that the trousers were worn sloppily, below the gut, which protrudes slightly. Wear trousers with a longer rise, positioned properly at the natural waist and suddenly all that extra material in the shirt is not problematic. Tight fitting shirts and low rise trousers work for tall and thin models, not the average man. Tight fitting shirts and high rise trousers make one look like a Marine. Here, $15 might have been saved by pulling his pants up and improving his posture. And maybe his buttons won't pop the next time he eats a substantial meal.

Leave me some slack for my nutsack!!!

An incredible moment in history

The Best….I Already Own 2 Hats, Great Customer Service as Well. Highly recommended

he was cooking here

I had no clue this was to Haggar I have some Haggar clothes and theyre actually good I can see his point

Lol this is so bizarre hes calling one of the owners of a major company like hes the local corner store tailor "joe is your dad the one that makes clothes?" And giving him the measurements like hes the assistant or something 😂

Give this boy the address cause I'm running for funeral and give him a dress just how to dress these trousers so we'll send them to you

Back then our Presidents had nuts. Today our President has a Bibb and a diaper.

Growing up in Brooklyn in the 1990s you had to be respected just to walk around in Polo.

Imagine getting a phone call from the damn president of the United States for CLOTHES, then he rambles on about nutsacks, then, out of convention you have to ask where he wants it sent and he just says “White House”

Just a plain-spoken man